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Welcome to No Talent, a UK based gaming community whos main aim is fun! Founded in 2002 as a Counter Strike Condition Zero Clan we've moved on to many games, finding previous success in TF2, but now we are just a community of daft individuals who like to game together on whatever and occasionally meet up and drink together! 

Anyone and everyone is welcome. Want to join the gang? Go into our forums and submit an application, make your way into our mumble and get to know whatever reprobates that may be online. 

No Rules, No Hacks, No Scripts and definitely No Talent! 

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xx AltLan Returns!
January 12, 2017, 04:06:06 PM by bArMy

A lot of us attended the last event and it was an excellent laugh!

BYOB, good breakfast food times and sketchy internet connections! Exactly what you want in a LAN. Also there was a firepit!

I myself cannot attend, or at least don't think I can.. But I highly recommend it for people who just wanna have a laugh and get mangled.

Buy A Ticket, Scrub.
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xx [NoTalent*] Civil War.
December 20, 2016, 08:40:25 PM by bArMy

So it's started..

Hats leading the unstoppable war machine that is the Nazi army against everyone and anyone he finds online..

The only thing that stands in his way.. one Irish man and his group of complete imbeciles who don't know how to craft anything. Enter.. The IRA.

When you're on our server you'll find the IRA are much more welcoming than the Nazi monsters, so please do everyone a favour... help us? Please? We're terrible and are getting murdered alot!

Seriously though we're on most nights hassling one another and getting angry at bears! JOIN US!


smiley Insomnia 59
December 17, 2016, 01:53:48 PM by bArMy

So it all went horribly wrong, in the best possible way.

Around this table are some of the most intoxicated people you'll ever encounter.. some don't even make it into their tents at the end of the session  ::) But around this table you'll also see some great, very autistic, friends having an excellent time.

This is what keeps the No Talent banterbus going, we're just a bunch of idiots who like to play games and meet up to get absolutely lashed when we can.

We made another set of excellent memories (Admittedly I remember sweet F/A from the whole event really) and I made a whole new set of enemies! On top of that we made a few more honorary members (they didn't have a choice!) so here's welcoming two more Irish Comrades, some more English Comrades and maybe a dutch dude or something I dunno. All weekend we spent drinking and getting up to general hallionry together, they're part of the crew now.

Ladies and gentlemen It was a pleasure to drink with you, here's till next LAN or our next adventure!

I'll keep uploading photos as I find them of our group, they'll be under the "Links" section on your right!

Good luck fuckos!


Nice one Tempest..  8)

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xx So we're going to Insomnia 59!
November 22, 2016, 07:41:46 PM by bArMy

That's right folks! We're going to ANOTHER LAN!

A small team of us (The ones who like the drink the most!) are attending another one of the Insomnia Gaming Festivals.

We've all got seats near one another, we've all got our drinking caps on and we all intend on getting rowdy! Anyone who wishes to join us is more than welcome to and anyone who happens to bump into us while we're out and about, I apologise!

As a final note, here's [NT*] bArMy (Supreme Leader) and his video submission to the Insomnia Ultimate Gamer challenge!



xx No Talent the movie: The Rusty Dongers!
July 28, 2016, 08:24:55 PM by bArMy

We've got our own Rust server!

After months of playing on random servers and raiding ourselves silly we've taken it upon ourselves to get our own rust server!

It won't wipe unless it really needs one! There's no decay, so build as much as you want!

We want this server to be mainly RP, lots of socialising and trading, but we also expect a fair amount of raiding to go on. So make sure you choose your friends wisely! Hope to see you on soon!

Server details are:



February 15, 2017, 06:23:02 PM Uberduberdoo says: *lurks*

January 24, 2017, 03:25:58 PM KittyFreak says: good to be back! :D <3

January 21, 2017, 04:48:24 PM bArMy says: Hello Kitty! Good to see you fool!

January 21, 2017, 01:08:57 PM KittyFreak says: Sneaky Hello

December 03, 2016, 02:43:17 PM bArMy says: I'm sick :(

November 10, 2016, 02:09:09 AM Viking says: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

Trump making america great again since 2016!

Pre WW3 drinks at LAN bArMy?

November 07, 2016, 05:23:44 AM Revilo says: Sorry barmy I was paid to destroy your hopes and dreams whenever they pop up

November 03, 2016, 10:43:53 AM bArMy says: LET ME DREAM REV

October 31, 2016, 06:01:26 PM Revilo says: Barmy I think it's literally just you and I that still look at this shoutbox

October 31, 2016, 04:56:21 PM bArMy says: We've started playing Tiger Knight is anyone is interested? It's free to play.

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