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Welcome to No Talent, a UK based gaming community whos main aim is fun! Founded in 2002 as a Counter Strike Condition Zero Clan we've moved on to many games, finding previous success in TF2, but now we are just a community of daft individuals who like to game together on whatever and occasionally meet up and drink together! 

Anyone and everyone is welcome. Want to join the gang? Go into our forums and submit an application, make your way into our mumble and get to know whatever reprobates that may be online. 

No Rules, No Hacks, No Scripts and definitely No Talent! 

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xx So we're going to Insomnia 59!
November 22, 2016, 07:41:46 PM by bArMy

That's right folks! We're going to ANOTHER LAN!

A small team of us (The ones who like the drink the most!) are attending another one of the Insomnia Gaming Festivals.

We've all got seats near one another, we've all got our drinking caps on and we all intend on getting rowdy! Anyone who wishes to join us is more than welcome to and anyone who happens to bump into us while we're out and about, I apologise!

As a final note, here's [NT*] bArMy (Supreme Leader) and his video submission to the Insomnia Ultimate Gamer challenge!



xx No Talent the movie: The Rusty Dongers!
July 28, 2016, 08:24:55 PM by bArMy

We've got our own Rust server!

After months of playing on random servers and raiding ourselves silly we've taken it upon ourselves to get our own rust server!

It won't wipe unless it really needs one! There's no decay, so build as much as you want!

We want this server to be mainly RP, lots of socialising and trading, but we also expect a fair amount of raiding to go on. So make sure you choose your friends wisely! Hope to see you on soon!

Server details are:

xx [NoTalent*] Tf2 server, Returns?!
May 17, 2016, 02:14:18 PM by bArMy

We're back baby!

We have our Team Fortress 2 server back online after YEARS of inactivity. There is still a lot of tweaking to do to get it to where it needs to be but it's still fully functional and full of laughs.

To the old server regulars and old members who popped on the other night, welcome back!

This server is just a trial for the next month or two to see how much interest is still left in this game and if people are willing to have a laugh together on the server often enough to make it worth our while!

So please give all feedback in the forums and help us kick start this thing back into life!


xx [NoTalent*] @ Insomnia58
May 05, 2016, 09:15:43 PM by bArMy

Hey guys! So there's a few of us planning on attending summer LAN this year, young Donkie has set up a thread here! So do us a favor and register your interest in going so we've an idea of numbers!

The Insomnia Festival has been a regular source of craic for us over the years, if you've never been you are missing out big time! Drinking, Video games and social banter.. What more could you want?


xx The Aftermath.
May 02, 2016, 01:20:42 PM by bArMy
So a few of us went to AltLAN..

We'll definitely be going back in the future! (Sometime!)

    AltLAN was a great experience, small and sociable with great hosts and lots of laughs! The pints were flowing and the craic was had by all, I spent the majority of the weekend making fires and beating women but sure all in the name of fun!

    We don't have many photos because we were all too lashed to take them, we don't have many stories because we were all too lashed to remember them and we don't have any dignity because we were all too lashed to keep it!

    Here's to any future events we attend and having an excellent time!

<3 bArMy

(If there are any photos no doubt they'll surface soon enough..)
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December 03, 2016, 02:43:17 PM bArMy says: I'm sick :(

November 10, 2016, 02:09:09 AM Viking says: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

Trump making america great again since 2016!

Pre WW3 drinks at LAN bArMy?

November 07, 2016, 05:23:44 AM Revilo says: Sorry barmy I was paid to destroy your hopes and dreams whenever they pop up

November 03, 2016, 10:43:53 AM bArMy says: LET ME DREAM REV

October 31, 2016, 06:01:26 PM Revilo says: Barmy I think it's literally just you and I that still look at this shoutbox

October 31, 2016, 04:56:21 PM bArMy says: We've started playing Tiger Knight is anyone is interested? It's free to play.

August 25, 2016, 10:38:02 PM Revilo says: He's too old for that though barmy

August 21, 2016, 05:31:54 PM bArMy says: Sorry for my lack of activity recently, I've been flat out with life. I will get onto fixing the servers, Iain has all the same privileges as me on clanforge so maybe he... could.. do that?

August 10, 2016, 12:05:34 PM bArMy says: All problems with the CSGO server should now be fixed. Running arms race and filled with maps that are suited. PM me if any problems.

July 27, 2016, 03:11:07 PM bArMy says: csgo server now loaded with extra aim maps!

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