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Welcome to No Talent, a UK based gaming community whos main aim is fun! Founded in 2002 as a Counter Strike Condition Zero Clan we've moved on to many games, finding previous success in TF2, but now we are just a community of daft individuals who like to game together on whatever and occasionally meet up and drink together! 

Anyone and everyone is welcome. Want to join the gang? Go into our forums and submit an application, make your way into our mumble and get to know whatever reprobates that may be online. 

No Rules, No Hacks, No Scripts and definitely No Talent! 

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xx No Talent the movie: The Rusty Dongers!
July 28, 2016, 08:24:55 PM by bArMy
So after a few days discussion we've decided to get our own rust server!

As more and more members started getting active it became clear that this game was not only great at getting people online regularly and chatting on mumble, but also a hilarious way to be at utter menace to the general gaming world.

Ladies and gentlemen I warn you now that playing with us isn't for those who are looking to build and have a nice time.. Our active members have been constantly harassing people on other servers, blowing up bases and murdering at will, so I expect this one to be no different.

P.S. Don't be put off by the name, there will be no fingers involved.

Server details are:

xx Tf2 to Cs:Cz!
July 19, 2016, 11:46:56 PM by bArMy
So we've been trialing the Tf2 server for the past few months to see if it picks up.

Which it didn't.

Therefore I'm going to swap the game round to an old favorite, "Counter Strike Condition Zero"!

This isn't going to happen immediately, I'm working on a couple of custom maps (So this is also my playground to test em) and I have to tweak the whole config so when it's online it works correctly.

You see this isn't going to be an average Counter Strike server, this is going to be running a zombie mod! The server will be used for fun nights and just farting around when ever us night owls are bored at 3am!

As before, this server is still being paid for directly out of my own pocket! It's not a drain on the clan funds and all it's aimed at doing is giving us another place to have a laugh!

For now the Tf2 servers still there to lark about on, so enjoy it while you can!


xx [NoTalent*] Tf2 server, Returns?!
May 17, 2016, 02:14:18 PM by bArMy

We're back baby!

We have our Team Fortress 2 server back online after YEARS of inactivity. There is still a lot of tweaking to do to get it to where it needs to be but it's still fully functional and full of laughs.

To the old server regulars and old members who popped on the other night, welcome back!

This server is just a trial for the next month or two to see how much interest is still left in this game and if people are willing to have a laugh together on the server often enough to make it worth our while!

So please give all feedback in the forums and help us kick start this thing back into life!


xx [NoTalent*] @ Insomnia58
May 05, 2016, 09:15:43 PM by bArMy

Hey guys! So there's a few of us planning on attending summer LAN this year, young Donkie has set up a thread here! So do us a favor and register your interest in going so we've an idea of numbers!

The Insomnia Festival has been a regular source of craic for us over the years, if you've never been you are missing out big time! Drinking, Video games and social banter.. What more could you want?


xx The Aftermath.
May 02, 2016, 01:20:42 PM by bArMy
So a few of us went to AltLAN..

We'll definitely be going back in the future! (Sometime!)

    AltLAN was a great experience, small and sociable with great hosts and lots of laughs! The pints were flowing and the craic was had by all, I spent the majority of the weekend making fires and beating women but sure all in the name of fun!

    We don't have many photos because we were all too lashed to take them, we don't have many stories because we were all too lashed to remember them and we don't have any dignity because we were all too lashed to keep it!

    Here's to any future events we attend and having an excellent time!

<3 bArMy

(If there are any photos no doubt they'll surface soon enough..)
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August 25, 2016, 10:38:02 PM Revilo says: He's too old for that though barmy

August 21, 2016, 05:31:54 PM bArMy says: Sorry for my lack of activity recently, I've been flat out with life. I will get onto fixing the servers, Iain has all the same privileges as me on clanforge so maybe he... could.. do that?

August 10, 2016, 12:05:34 PM bArMy says: All problems with the CSGO server should now be fixed. Running arms race and filled with maps that are suited. PM me if any problems.

July 27, 2016, 03:11:07 PM bArMy says: csgo server now loaded with extra aim maps!

July 10, 2016, 08:44:05 AM bArMy says: It turns out being called "Sunglasses" on facebook isn't acceptable.. I've just been deleted haha

July 06, 2016, 05:53:02 PM Trep says: You too Barmy/Luke <3

July 04, 2016, 01:36:43 AM bArMy says: Good nights gaming with you Trep/Luke <3

June 23, 2016, 11:50:26 PM andman says: Gin is the new LAN drink. Well, it's like 6 LANs old now. But still.

June 20, 2016, 12:04:32 PM bArMy says: lol! You on the brews andman?

June 19, 2016, 10:54:08 PM andman says: Gin.

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